
I’d like to say that Jefferson couldn’t have imagined where
we would find ourselves today, with a government touting robust statistics of
WIC recipients as some metric of which we should be proud, occupying a place of
financial subservience to another master, and really only viewed as a pillar of
strength in the international community based more off of nostalgia and nuclear
capability than the grit and steadfast integrity that first put us on the map
and no shit saved the world in the 1940s.
It took some eleven years to win our independence and thoughtfully
craft the foundations of our nation’s government. In 1787, at the close of the Constitutional
Convention, one of the finest quotes to our modern plight was given us by no
less a personage than Benjamin Franklin.
In response to a woman’s question of what form of government the
convention had crafted, Franklin replied, “A Republic, if you can keep it”. If you choose to take an honest look around,
those words were hauntingly prophetic.
The Untied States of America was a rebellious colony that
broke free of the bonds of the mother country because it knew deep in its soul
that there was a better way. From a
radical experiment on a shore far from the homeland of England, that scrappy
colony survived because John Rolfe discovered tobacco no less and by so doing
made the colonial experiment economically viable. It is little stretch of the imagination to
say that without tobacco a society may still be here now, but most assuredly our
nation and freedoms may look vastly different.
It is from this history that we came and precisely this
pedigree of stalwart and forward thinking individuals that we owe the freedoms
that we still retain to this day. From
such stock it would stand to reason that we should have no need for an
organization such as the Cigar Rights of America. An organization founded by the citizens to
advocate for their position to continue to engage in a wholly legal activity
and stave off the onslaught of oppressive and draconian legislation. A tax-paying activity, mind you. When the last time the government came
calling for SCHIP, to raise taxes by an inconceivable percentage, the cigar
industry rationally resisted, appealed to any shred of remaining reason,
moderated the initial threats of the administration, and anteed up the tax
penalty. To this day a substantial
portion of the cost of your cigar is due to a Federal tax. This is before any state sales or tobacco
taxes are also imposed.
CRA is a lobbying organization fueled by grassroots
fundraising and citizen support spanning both sides of the aisle and from blue
collar to white collar. It may be one of
the most diverse organizations forced to operate in the political theatre with
an agenda that is so unbelievably mundane, to preserve the freedom to light up
a cigar, as a tax-paying, voting adult, be it in a cigar shop, bar, or your own
backyard.
The very existence of the CRA, thank God that we have it, is
nothing short of absurd. Turn on the
news or surf over to one of the major network homepages. Please tell me where in the litany of tragedy
and atrocity that dominates the headlines me smoking a cigar, and selling cigars
to you, should even remotely have a chance at hitting the radar. I think that separatist rebels launching SAM
rockets and murdering 300 souls aboard a commercial airliner traveling six
miles in the air, or 50,000 children whose parents fear so much for their
wellbeing that they would risk their lives to force their passage across our
southern border, or the tens of millions of our citizens who have come to
depend on a government benefits check, rightly or wrongly obtained, to sustain
their welfare should all, not counting ten-thousand other societal, political,
and economic shortcomings, garner the attention of our government before
meddling in such a trivial and non-criminal activity as adults enjoying a cigar.
Of course the impetus for this verbose blog post is the
impending public comment deadline for the FDA’s intention to regulate premium
cigars. Please, please visit CigarRights.org
and educate yourself to the issue and then go leave your comment to make your
voice heard and vote counted. Beyond insisting
on a more realistic definition of premium cigars and the complete rejection of
a dollar figure attached to the definition of what a premium cigar is, tell the
government to get out of your humidor, your cigar lounge, your backyard, but
even tell them to get out of J.C. Newman’s factory in Tampa. Preserve the jobs of the fine folks who make
machine-made cigars. Don’t exploit the
working man who smokes a 50-cent cigar instead of a $15 Davidoff. How classist and exploitative is that? I want to keep my Padrons, my Olivas, my Rocky Patels, my Perdomos,
my La Auroras, but I don’t want to achieve that end by diverting the government’s
ire onto the lower tier. I want the government
to leave this issue alone.
Not only do I care very little for the fact that the FDA has
a department and a budget allocation to study and regulate tobacco, but I find
it negligent and an irresponsible fiduciary exploitation of our tax dollars, to
witch-hunt this industry. If you want
the government to tell you cigars are good for you or bad for you, shame on
you. I’m of the personal opinion that
cigars are a great thing for me and I will stand by that to my grave, be that
75 days or 75 years hence. I don’t lie
to my insurance company about my actions, and I buy an independent policy for me
and my family. I take responsibility for
my own actions and demand that my government not only continue to allow me to
do so, but demand that my fellow citizens do so as well. Stop trying to legislate legal behavior and
start expecting mankind to live up to some shred of decent expectation.

Cigar Aficionado has written about the insanity of the continued and rapid legalization and minimization of offense and enforcement of marijuana, which is still mostly illegal, when at the same time tobacco is being demonized. I come to you today with my personal opinion that I don’t think should merely be dismissed as a selfish argument. I think this one ridiculous predicament we find ourselves in is a harbinger of disaster. The incongruity of the times in which we live exceeds my ability to comprehend. Please join with me and tens of thousands of others to demand, in respectful but very certain terms, that the government back off cigars entirely. You can call it infringement on personal freedom, free enterprise, individual responsibility, by any name it is unfounded and quite honestly distracting from real matters which this government is charged with addressing. The 18th Amendment resulted in the 21st Amendment. Why not skip the step and do the right thing. It’s not too late, no matter how out of character doing the right thing now may seem.
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